Peter, Jack, Colin and George; Only the ingenious souls can enjoy the beauty of randomness of these names. These smart-asses have made their day and may please fly off from here. Whereas, the feather-brains have aptly recognized that these are characters from The Secret Seven. The sharp goofballs must still be thinking where the hell are Pam and Barbara. Well, in an institute full of nerds, objects with two girls are rare extinct species. (Please pause for 2 minutes to show sympathy for us. Thank you.) This is precisely why the thirsty (you know what i mean) Jack always wishes to roam on Brigade road. And his pet dog pig Dewey is always with him.
Million gags take flight during trips, especially the nifty ones. Most of them die due to scant grey matter. I will pen down few of them here, so that later, we can refresh ourselves with these ludicrous memories. Wait. What. Oh My God! Are those tears rolling down your face ? Ahh, Okay, lets cease this heart touching (hmm, so you didn't feel it heart touching. Die you cold-blooded stone-hearted b*st*rd. Die) note here only and start with one of the many George's incidents which never fail to put a smile across that face :)
Generally, people aim to get things done with minimal resources or cost. But our friend, George, is somewhat different. He is audacious and always takes the road less traveled. If the world can accomplish a task in 40 rupees, he will spiritedly do it in 60 rupees. Hats Off Man!. Salute. Respect.
But things are different today. Colin has stepped-up. He has left no stone unturned in his quest for persuading the chauffeur to offer his Bolero at INR 1200 since the Indica had been offered at INR 1500. His god-like confidence, in defending his stance, would had surely blown your mind. (George has thanked Colin for the favor and now carries an assassin's smile on his face.)
Jack, while roaming around in illicit areas, found a beautiful Nigam (Nigam comes from nagar-nigam, which in hindi means co-orporation. The nick is completely random, bears no coincidence with anyone. and is used to avoid law suites and district courts) named Dewey. The Nigam was so vivacious, that Jack instantly bought him for INR 200 400. Jack's happiness knew no bounds when he got acquainted with Huey, Dewey's Nigam B-). The news that Huey came free with Dewey, made Jack so ecstatic that he started dancing. (A glimpse of jack dancing).
River-rafting is fun; encountering raffles during river-rafting is more fun. Everything was going smooth and sexy until our Black-Pearl was hit by a ice-berg rock. The black-pearl shivered, wobbled and sent off a shudder toppling Colin and George. Alas! Both of them didn't knew swimming :(. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Wait. No, I didn't dive to get those jackasses out. Jack rose up to the occasion. He extended his row for Colin to grab and get back. Colin, battling against odds, combating the river-waves, somehow wrangled to grab the row. As soon as Colin got his hands on the row, Jack, the buffoon, let it go. Faaakkk! What! What did you do Jack! How can you let it go! Oh My God! Then went Colin along with the river. Perfect KLPD, but Sad. Finally, Superman came into action and got Colin and George back onto the boat. Shhhuuwww. What a relief.
There are still many more hoaxes, but I have breakfast at yuktahaar tomorrow :p. Enjoy the post and do wake me up tomorrow morning for my morning meal.
Cheers.
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